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Chains Size Guide
Fit Description
- 18" (45cm): The Choker Fit. Sits high on the neck.
- 20" (50cm): Standard Fit. Hits right at the collarbone.
- 22" (55cm): The Sweet Spot. Falls slightly below the collarbone.
- 24" (60cm): Deep Chest. Hits the middle of the chest.
- 28" (70cm): Long Layer. Hangs low.
Ring Size Guide
Method: The Paper Strip
- Wrap: Wrap a thin strip of paper around the base of your finger.
- Mark: Mark the point where the ends meet.
- Measure: Measure the length with a ruler (mm).
- Match: Find your size in the chart below.
| CIRCUMFERENCE (MM) | US/CANADA SIZE |
|---|---|
| 50.3 mm | 5 |
| 51.8 mm | 6 |
| 55.0 mm | 7 |
| 58.2 mm | 8 |
| 59.7 mm | 9 |
| 62.8 mm | 10 |
| 64.4 mm | 11 |
| 67.5 mm | 12 |
| 70.0 mm | 13 |
Buying a wide band? We recommend sizing up by 0.5 - 1 size.
"Why so serious?" Chaos is a ladder, and you are climbing it with a smile. The Secret Smirk captures that mischievous, unbothered energy. It’s for the ones who know something the rest of the room doesn't. With a devilish smirk and hypnotic eyes, this pendant is pure personality.
The Details
360° 3D Sculpture: Unlike cheap flat pendants, this is a fully 3D sphere (13mm thickness). It pops off your chest with depth and shadows. Psychedelic Shine: We used a crazy mix of Multi-Color Moissanite—Pink/Purple for the eyes, Blue for the "sweat," and icy White/Yellow for the face. It’s a trippy visual experience. The Hidden Message: Flip it over. The solid back is laser-engraved with the mantra: "Well, happiness is the most important." A secret reminder just for you.
The AUMPEX Standard
- Heavyweight Status: Weighing in at approx. 47 Grams. You will feel the quality instantly. It’s heavy, solid, and substantial.
- Material: Crafted in 925 Sterling Silver with thick 18K Gold Vermeil. (Get the look of solid gold without breaking the bank).
- VVS Moissanite: Hand-set stones that pass the diamond tester.
- Smooth Back: Polished mirror-finish back for maximum comfort against the skin.
Total Weight:Approx. 47g (Heavyweight)
Pendant Width:1.93" (49mm)
Pendant Height:1.93" (49mm)
Profile Thickness:0.51" (13mm)
Stone Clarity: VVS (Hand-Set)
Please note that each item is uniquely crafted by hand. Slight variations in size, color, or texture may occur. These imperfections are not defects but rather the hallmarks of true craftsmanship, making your piece one-of-a-kind.
Craftsmanship Takes Time.
- To ensure perfection, every piece is now hand-crafted to order using premium materials selected directly from our factory.
- Production Time: Please allow 5-7 business days for us to craft, polish, and inspect your jewelry.
- Exclusive Perk: During this production window, we offer Complimentary Engraving to make your piece truly one-of-a-kind.
- Express Delivery: Once ready, your order is shipped immediately via DHL/UPS for the fastest possible arrival.
- Free Shipping: On all orders over $999.
Because every piece is hand-crafted to order, our policy is simple:
- 14-Day Window: You have 14 days from delivery to request a return or exchange.
- Engraved = Final Sale: Please note that Engraved or Customized items are yours forever and cannot be returned.
- Crafting Fee: Monetary refunds are subject to a 30% crafting & material fee to cover the labor invested in your piece. We highly recommend Exchanges or Store Credit to avoid this fee.
So today—which secret ally will you invite to face the world by your side?
When you want to laugh at your own clumsiness, that grinning pendant teaches you to make peace with imperfection.
When the world demands you be serious, you carry a grinning lion at your chest.
When life feels mundane, you wear a sunflower that forever turns toward you.

